Genre Action Line Winners!

Well hello, everybody! I hope you have all had a chance to poke around the new site! And now, for your viewing pleasure, I have selected the top genre action line winners. I’m sorry the spacing isn’t listening to me right now – beta dontcha know – but hopefully you Effers can screw up your eyes and make this out. I’ll get this fixed ASAP. The big winners are Suzie and Norm De Plume, so contact me, guys, to collect your free podcasts. Congratulations, job well done! Should we do this again sometime? I hope it was fun! I had fun reading these!

HORROR:

EXT. THE DESERT – DAY

It’s midday. The fan tinkers like a woodpecker on LSD but it’s the best the diner has to offer. An orange 1974 Charger suddenly penetrates the humble architecture. A bloodied MAN, shredded pants and a coat with ripped sleeves opens the driver’s door and drapes out of the car…

MAN
(dying breath)

“Don’t open the trunk.”

- by Suzie

SCI-FI:

EXT. NEVADA DESERT – THE AREA 51 TRUCK STOP – DAY

Flickering sun, HOWLING dust storm. A tractor-trailer, huge canvassed cargo, stops. A TALL MAN wearing desert camo coat gets out. Wind RIPS the canvas, revealing an ALIEN SPACECRAFT. He points a gun at GAS ATTENDANT.

TALL MAN

Fill it up and keep your eyes where they belong.

- by Norm DePlume

ROM-COM:

EXT. ARIZONA DESERT – THE GRAND CANYON CAFE – DAY

The sun twinkles off a carpet of spring wildflowers. A tour bus filled with confused TOURISTS stops in front of the café. A TALL FRAZZLED MAN wearing a coat that reads “Tim’s Rim Tours” gets out. He draws a CAP GUN.

TALL FRAZZLED MAN
(shouting)

Come back, Flo, or I’m gonna cap myself right here!

- by Norm DePlume